Well last time I wrote about Ashley, I had thought maybe she was just carrying a deflated basketball under her shirt. Now, however, I’ve abandoned that idea and think I’ve figured out what is really happening.
We all remember those hot summers at the pool, right? At some point, someone decides to mix swimming with a watermelon. But it isn’t the swimming and watermelon I’m focused on here, but rather the point after swimming with the watermelon where the watermelon is cut up and everyone takes a slice.
I think every kid thinks, while eating this slice of watermelon, “What happens if I swallow a seed?” Well kids, this is what you get :
I know what your thinking, mom and dad said that wasn’t possible, but I now have proof. So kids, take it from me and my beautiful wife, DON'T EAT THOSE DARN WATERMELON SEEDS!
We all remember those hot summers at the pool, right? At some point, someone decides to mix swimming with a watermelon. But it isn’t the swimming and watermelon I’m focused on here, but rather the point after swimming with the watermelon where the watermelon is cut up and everyone takes a slice.
I think every kid thinks, while eating this slice of watermelon, “What happens if I swallow a seed?” Well kids, this is what you get :
I know what your thinking, mom and dad said that wasn’t possible, but I now have proof. So kids, take it from me and my beautiful wife, DON'T EAT THOSE DARN WATERMELON SEEDS! 
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